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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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