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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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