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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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