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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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