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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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