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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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