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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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