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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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