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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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