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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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