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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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