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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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