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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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