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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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