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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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