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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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