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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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