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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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