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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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