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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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