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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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