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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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