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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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