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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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