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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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