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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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