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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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