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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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