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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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