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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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