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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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