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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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