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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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