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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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