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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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