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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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