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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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