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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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