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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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