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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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