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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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