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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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