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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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