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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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