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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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