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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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