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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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