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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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