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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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