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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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