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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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