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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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