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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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